I'm looking to set up a playdate between a descriptive, proudly-slutty sexting or RP partner and my fat-headed, 9.5” cum cannon.

I've been diagnosed with a wildly severe case of “hyperspermia”; a condition which typically just results in larger-than-normal cumshots, increased precum production, and a higher libido.

In my case however, these symptoms have seemingly been magnified 10-20 times. That “higher libido” for me looks more like an almost hypnotic state of porn-like images flipping through my brain nearly 24/7. Sometimes, just seeing a nice pair of tits in a tight top, or once even just seeing the color pink, will cause about 95% of my consciousness to go straight to my cock.

As soon as this happens, it just starts spurting, and I mean spurting, precum in every direction. I've even had girls mistake those spurts for premature cumshots on a few occasions. A few have even walked out once I told them what it really was. And this was years ago. It's only gotten worse since then.

Ultimately though, the thing that's the hardest to deal with, is all the cum. As mentioned, once I get triggered, I have almost no choice but to whip out this monster and milk out a huge, sloppy load. Since even the smallest pops end up being 10-12 thick, sticky rope blasts, I've actually had to set up rooms in my apartment specifically to protect against the mess.

Luckily, since the pandemic, almost anything I need can be delivered, and I was fortunate to be able to continue working remotely every day. I honestly don't know if I could function in a normal workplace anymore, with how out-of-control my condition has become.

Unfortunately with WFH I'm now completely unsupervised, and with my cock now demanding constant attention, I've basically become an involuntary gooner and porn-addict. Every time I blow out a hot, white load I tell myself I have to get back to being productive, only to find myself edging and building up another one only 30 minutes later.

It's basically this constant balance between shame and knowing that there’s nothing I can do to control it. So now, it's led me to desperately seek out the only people that can help: foul-mouthed, load-worshiping cumsluts…

Sluts that don't want to help me be productive, but instead just want to encourage me to focus more on my cock and cum.

Sluts that live to suck, and stroke, and lick, and pump massive cocks, and make sure I never lose sight of the fact that nothing is more important than the next big load blowing out of my fat, cum-filled balls.

So… if you fit that bill, and if this all sounds “intriguing” to you: getting your mouth filled and your face covered, or drinking as much hot, creamy milk as your tummy can handle (straight from the tap)... please send me a DM asap 😈