I'm looking for someone into what's described in the title. You relax, I eat your ass and pussy, you fart on me while I do it, whether I struggle, or whatever, you ignore it and enjoy your night - if you want to comment and say things, teasing or joking, that's fine too.

I always get a few questions when I post this, so here's a few answers ahead of time.

This is a weird fetish, why are you into it?

I had a friend, long ago, that when I ate her pussy and made her cum, she'd always fart, like she couldn't help it. I wouldn't stop, but I'd always react and she thought this was hilarious. At the time, I kind of didn't like it, but then thought about it more later. Now, I think about it more often and realized I enjoyed it.

What makes this hot for you?

I like the confidence, very much. And, too, not being able to do anything about it, there's an animal sort of domination to it - and it's pretty intimate, that's hot as well.

I feel like I'd be embarrassed, or something.

I get that, but it's also kind of freeing to be able to just not have to give a fuck in that way. Everyone's held in a fart during oral, or accidentally farted on a date, it'd be nice, I think, to not only not have to worry about it, but to be able to just do it and not care. Too, it's nice to relax and get off at the same time. I haven't met many people open to this, sadly, honestly, but once that initial hump is gotten over of feeling ashamed or weird, the other person enjoys it more than they expected and has a good time.

Won't you be uncomfortable / grossed out / think I'm gross?

No, that's why I'm here. And, even if it can be rough at times, that's kind of hot. If you imagine being me and thinking 'I'd hate that and not ever want to do that', I absolutely get that. However, there's some heavy asymmetry here between roles and you won't be in my position, so I would say imagining yourself in that scenario isn't helpful and, instead, look at yourself as the person doing it to me (that still might not be for you, but maybe it is).

I'm 18 - 20 years old.

It's hot that you're into what I am and, since partners into this are hard to find, I wish I could be okay with that, but that's just way too big an age gap. If you're in you're under 30, that's probably still way too young, but I'd at least be willing to have a conversation (I'm still probably going to say no, but I don't like to presume). I usually prefer women older than me, but 30 is always welcome.

I'm a man, but I'm totally into what you posted, are you open to guys?

Sorry, I appreciate the offer, but I'm not into men.

Would you do this to me?

That's not really what I'm looking for and kind of flips and ignores my post. That said, if you're an interesting, fun person, maybe, it depends on how the conversation goes.

I'm from <Far way place>.

I appreciate the shared interest, but this doesn't really work online and I really want to meet people to do this with in real life. If you're willing to travel, for real, in the near future or are in the area somewhat regularly for business, or something, then maybe we can work something out.

Let's meet right now.

I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I like to get a feel for people first. We can talk first, then setup a time to meet. I'm more interested in something regularish than a one time hook-up.

So, if you're interested or even just kind of curious, let's talk. Feel free to ask any questions, tell me a little about yourself or what you find interesting about doing this. But, if you're not good at starting conversations, a simple 'hi' will do and I can ask you questions, I like talking - if you're replying, I'll assume you're interested and looking to have this experience at some point in the near future.