I post here often looking for my brown horned unicorn. To be very upfront, I've never had the actual opportunity to do something like this: it's my, to continue a gross joke, brown whale. And, if you're reading this, maybe you've never done anything scat related either - probably not. I usually get some replies from around the country from women that have fantasized about scat stuff, or said they were always curious, but felt embarrassed or ashamed to ever bring it up to a partner, let alone to meet someone just to do it.

That makes sense to me, posting things like this does feel kind of dirty and wrong - and I'm not a shy guy, at all, sex and kink don't make me uncomfortable. So, if you're reading this, maybe you have a little more curiosity than you might like to admit to; if that's true, maybe it'd be something worth trying (worst case: an extra long shower after, mainly for me). And, if not, I totally respect that, but, if you take a way nothing from this long preamble: all kinks are worth something and, honestly, whatever you're actually into, don't be ashamed about that and - why not? - give it a try with someone you're comfortable with.

So, here's what I actually want to do. You sit on my face, I eat your pussy. After a bit, you readjust and I eat your ass. After another bit, you push out occasionally, just a little. At some point, maybe fart in my mouth while I do it. And, finally, without warning or making it clear it's happening, you actually start to shit. After that point, I don't know. Do I lick your ass again? Do we regret our choices? Do we get off extra hard from the taboo of it? Do we learn new, strange things about who we are, there, in the dark? Maybe all of those, maybe none of them. But, I like this idea, the not knowing, the slow build, the no backing out and just going with it. And if that's too much, maybe we can spend even more time building up to it, take it really slow as we go - or maybe get to step 3 or 4 and stop right at edge, then try again later, or another night.

I do want to do this, I think about it and want to make that thought a reality, but, well, reality is real and real isn't a thought, so let's talk and find a way to do it comfortably and, too, to make this less a faceless, objectifying, scat experiment chasing a kink and more two people trying something new and having a fun time with it. If this has some sort of appeal for you, or just gets your curiosity going, let's do something with that.