Hello fellow Redditors! My life is amazing and I'm looking for someone to potentially share it with. I feel like my main issue is that I don't meet many new women in my everyday life, so I figure I'll try posting here to potentially reach a wider audience. Please enjoy this fucking novel of a post.

In terms of important generic dating qualities, I have a well paying job with a great work-life balance, I am healthy, fit, eat everything, neurotypical, have many deep friendships, keep my living spaces neat and handle my adult responsibilities (mostly). I'm 5'11", lean, broad-shouldered, have well-defined arms and thick calves, and a kindly face with crow's feet on my eyes from smiling too much. Happy to share pics, of course.

In terms of personality, I'd consider myself fairly quirky. I mainly characterize myself as an outdoorsy nerd. Play is very important to me; I love whimsey and games of all sorts, as well as activities and active hobbies, and enjoy lighthearted sass, joking, puns, conversations about abstract ideas, silly dances, singing, committing to bits, doing funny voices and so on with a partner. Quality time with friends (and romantic partners) sustains me, from fun activities such as gaming or hiking, to more mundane activities like cooking and household chores. I love history and science and fantasy and sci fi and swords and spaceships. I am patient and generally happy and optimistic, and almost never angry. I am emotionally intelligent, empathetic and endlessly interested in talking out emotional issues with my friends and partners. I'm liberal and irreligious. I have tons of hobbies and love goofy artistic expression, such as doodles, silly dances, dumb songs, funny shaped cakes, and so on. What I lack in skill I make up for in sheer confidence!

I'd love to meet someone who is emotionally intelligent, emotionally available, laid-back/open minded, kind, and who is active and enjoys doing physical activities, as well as someone who enjoys games of any sort and has at least some nerdy tendencies. Also, I'd love to find someone who appreciates physical touch! I love to give headscratches and backrubs and random caresses to a partner. Someone who is emotionally available, open to trying new things, and is kind and emotionally intelligent. Bonus points for tall, physically imposing, scrappy, intelligent, educated, practical, from another country, competent, or has strange/unusual interests or hobbies. Also, ideally, someone who wants children someday.

Lastly, I'd love to meet someone who is (at least a little) gross and perverted! My ideal relationship is one that is based on mutual love and respect, with someone who enjoys or is comfortable with bodily functions and fluids and smells. Someone who enjoys my bodily functions and appreciates my enjoyment of theirs. In general, I find enthusiasm to be my biggest turn-on, so someone who is enthusiastic about sex and enthusiastic about me and my body, including its more profane functions and excretions, and who enjoys my reciprocal enthusiasm, is my greatest fantasy. In other words, I would love to worship and be worshipped. I wouldn't expect any of this quickly, it probably ought to be earned/built to, but it's something I'd want a partner to be open to for the future.

If any of this sparks your interest, feel free to send me a message! I'd love to hear from you. People near Philadelphia or near Fishkill may get priority, but if there's a connection I'm happy to try for something longer distance, including with someone in another country. I imagine it may be rare to encounter someone compatible, so I'm willing to make anything work if there's a connection! 18 only, no sellers please!