I won't bore you with the endless details of why I'm here and what I'm looking for. It's pretty apparent I'd say lol. I'm 39 and I've literally never experienced anything sexual with anyone else aside from my significant other that I've been with for 20 years. The older I've gotten, the more I realized I've missed out on.
Me: 6"3, 225lbs, bearded, sarcastic, witty, crude, laid back, introverted, relatively attractive, dad bod, music fiend, and won't let you down if you're a size queen. I'm clean, hygienic, polite, respectful, and can actually hold a conversation.
You: Petite/average/slender, cute, sassy, sweet, opinionated, tattoos or piercings would be a fun bonus, attached or married (don't mind if you're single either obviously), clean/hygienic, and also like to have fun.
Obviously I'm flexible on most of those because finding a perfect match is like finding a damn unicorn. Snatch my soul, make me forget my name. You’re in control. Have fun, be wild and let’s just have a great time. Show me what I’ve missed out on all these years. I am more than happy to reciprocate if that’s in your cards, we can see where it goes for your comfort level. If you're interested, you know what to do next.
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