So.

If you're here to judge please move along. One or two jokes at my expense perhaps and then beat it (pun intended). I would very muchly like an older person as a sort of companion/muse.

I don't have a lot of qualification criteria but 35 and above would be in the sweet spot. Prefer people who are chronically ill because I'm under house arrest. Kidding. (Unless you like criminals. Otherwise I'm joking. Unless you like that. 👀)

Mostly because of childhood trauma which lead me to being "more mature than other kids my age" and now we are here. Yes the title is a reference to the song by The Outfield. But I also happen to like older people and they seem to naturally drop in my life. Which hasn't happened in a while and thus the post. We've got the etymology and causation down, great.

I bring to the table: a hot voice, jokes, amazing true crime facts. Huge hands, the ability to actually have a conversation, coping strategies for melancholia and life in general.

I don't have a lot of unique hobbies but here are some niche ones: I love reading, but specifically the lost generation when it comes to fiction. Otherwise I stick to non fiction. Not self help or pop science, actual non fiction. Freeman Dyson, Marx, Raghuram Rajan non fiction. I also have a specific interest in Haute Couture - esp around 1945. Don't have time for TV and Movies (for the last 6 years) cause of my academic and professional life.

I'm looking for: someone who appreciates said hot voice, has a cute/hot voice herself. I like people who are kind. Also be okay with me and my sketches. People judge me for them at times, but it's just a form of artistic expression for me.

Some of this is the same text that I've previously used.

That's most of the post. It's a great coincidence that I happen to have a voice that people generally find attractive and I myself enjoy the whole aural hedonism side of things. I speak Hindi and English. Yes, very original of me.

If you consider yourself fun to talk to - shoot me a message. I prefer chats over DMs.