Hi Reddit,

I'm back, it's me Wemmerson, your completely average cis het mediocre white male. One time I put F4M by accident, and in the 5 seconds between posting and deleting, I had 6 messages. My sympathies to women who post.

Now, this post won't be as good as the last one, I know my limitations in writing. Some things we plan, we sit and we invent and we plot and cook up, others are works of inspiration, of poetry.

This post has none of that.

If you want to read a better post, go check out my last one and you can ignore the rest of this one.

I'm still on the look out for activity partners, some of those activities include eating pancakes, and cumming, but not at the same time, that's how you get kicked out of Denny's. Also I still haven't seen Barbie or gone to the claw machine arcade.

I also enjoy cooking, music, poorly playing video games, gardening, oral sex (giving & receiving), drinking coffee, making coffee for other people, breast play and occasionally baking scones.

I'm your pretty standard 5'8", single, chubby bearded left wing man in his early 40s. Former indie kid. Kind of a bear. Actively trying to better myself, eating my 5-10 fruit & veg a day. "I'm a simple man, I like pretty dark-haired women and breakfast food". Although the quote is slightly inaccurate, hair itself not a requirement. When I think of qualities I look for in a partner, at no point do I factor in hair.

Other facts about me. I live alone (not a big place but Toronto prices), I don't drive, live Queen West area, 420 friendly (don't smoke myself), alcohol friendly (well stocked bar), nimble fingers, well groomed strong hands, I know what an emery board is, excellent at gripping. I'm child free and had a vasectomy. Kink friendly. My place is kind of a mess, but I own sheets, and my bed isn't just a mattress on the floor, and there is artwork on the walls. I have occasionally been called handsome, often charming.

Ideally, you're into chubby middle-aged bearded men. It would be great if you enjoy cum, being cummed on or in (kind of the goal). We should be able to have a conversation, find some common ground. I tend to date chubby women, but I have no preferences for race or body type. People aren't fetishes or kinks (but if I'm your kink, you need to tell me, so we're on the same page. I'm cool with it).

I'm better in person than over text. I am bad at asking questions, but I am actively listening. I'm getting back into meeting people after a long term relationship, not looking for anything serious. It took 6 months to crawl out of that funk. Just trying to meet people.

The last post lead to some conversations, some brunch dates. If you reached out before, feel free to reach out again. I wake up at 5am, so on the off chance some one responds tonight, I'll be in bed.

Please have a favourite dinosaur (or kaiju, basically the same thing). Maybe lay down some sweet dino facts. Although, not a requirement, I can understand if it is too hard to choose.

No cops or zionists. I will make exceptions if you have a kink for being degraded.