I've always brought out the pervert in others. Seriously, more than a few people have gotten surprisingly vulgar surprisingly fast. For example, I had a friend who told me she peed a little because I made her laugh, when I found that funny, she walked over, pulled down her pants, then pissed on my lap (and soaked my couch); stunned for a few minutes, she just maneuvered it into her pussy in my mouth. I went home with a customer, when I was in my twenties, from my job, she farted on me, more than once, while I licked her clit and fingered her; when I asked her if she was into that, she told me she just felt like I'd be okay with it and, so, figured why not. Another time, when I took it out, the girl giggled and started comparing me to her old fuck buddy who was, apparently, huge; I'm not small, I don't think, but she said it was funny how she could just say whatever (she definitely enjoyed the sex, but the whole time she wanted me to know I wasn't as big). I had a college friend who, every time, after the gym would tell me to kiss her armpit or her ass while she was sweaty; we fucked around a few times, but for the most part she said she just liked having a chance to be gross and weird with a guy.

I have more stories, but that's a good sample. See, here's the thing, these weren't strange women that were nasty and perverse, quite the opposite. In their relationships, friendships, daily life, all of them were decent, classy women that you'd never expect to act that way. You'd never imagine them squatting and pissing, farting, wanting their sweaty armpits kissed, and so on. But, for whatever reason, something about me activated that part in them. I think everyone has that part, that weird little voice that suggests gross stuff that's impolite, vulgar, and would make everyone look at you weird if you mentioned it. And, personally, I miss being the object of that voice.

I'm married, I have a nice life. My wife, who is supportive of this, isn't into it so much. She has her kinks and corners, but this isn't really her cup of tea. And, so, I'm looking for someone that has that voice, or likes the idea of it, and would like to indulge their weird, gross, nasty, vulgar side with me. Tell me your weird thoughts, let's see where we can take it (I'm open to being dominated, humiliated, degraded, subjected to bodily functions, etc., but not really into pain or bondage, or anything like that).