O ye bored, ye horny, ye who cain't sleep and ye who wonder if i made up "cain't" (i'm not actually sure) - Come on out to Echo Park! I am so horny the cum is backed up into my brains (I think that's how it works) rendering me unable to compose anything one might call articulate right now. So, I'm going to cut and paste from a post earlier in the weekend because as it turns out, I love hosting interesting women who need dirty play of all kinds and also, like me, appreciate the conversation during the breaks. Share your relevant anecdotes with me like the cuckquean you are until I cum all over the nuanced perspectives they inform. Mmm. I think I just got all those words wrong, but now you see why cut and paste is the way to go:

Again this evening I have find myself enjoying a big empty house now that roommates have moved out. I've spent the last two weeks making the place more functional so I'm home buzzing around seeking order in the minor chaos. I have to say, I am a fan of the cannabis, adderall, cialis cocktail. That pun hasn't decided yet if it was intended. I am also streaming tv and amateur porn, listening to and playing music, hanging with my dog, having dirty chats, and occasionally taking a break to edge the ol' BWC to porn or with friends on chat/text. But this isn't about me or my parts, this is about you. Specifically your need to get your pussy worshipped, which has gotten to the point where it's worth wading through a sea of douchebags that shake your faith in humanity to find someone to service your needs.

Maybe that's me? I certainly would love to have some quality company tonight and get to know a new body and mind with unique needs to explore and discover. Seeking to connect with conversation and allow the night to develop organically whether that means we just talk, you ask to take me up on the offer to touch and eat you, or a filthy fuck fest bubbles up from our dirty depths. I have a ton of experience and simply enjoy getting to know cool new women whether that's discussing their feelings about dating life in LA or which side of their clit is the money side. For the record, I don't care about reciprocation framed as debt, and I only want to be touched by those who want to touch me.

You can see me doing naked things in my post history, but there's plenty of other fat cocks floating around here. I take pride in making mindful, casual connections with bright, communicative, naughty women who like dirty talk and dirtier sex. Level of experience is mostly irrelevant. I can be a hand-holding guide or follow the lead of those women who take it. Even in a sub as specific as this, I try not to make a checklist of sex acts to complete. Mostly I want to create an atmosphere that is comfortable so you can be vulnerable and make way for sensation. It's also important that guests feel comfortable deciding they'd rather just talk for now or that it's time to go. It is worth mentioning I am not too hung up on age or body type, but the ability to communicate is non-negotiable. If you are much younger, please bring your conversation skills and pay for your own damn Über. Also, folks, do be a cis woman, please, but not one who might disparage the trans women whose back we very much have over here. Oh, and, dudes... seriously... even if I was into you, your game is worse than your reading comprehension. I always assumed this was a straight men problem that I benefited from in dating spaces by not behaving like that, but the gay bros are afflicted, too, it seems.

Specs/Bona Fides: 5'10 175 very fit and flexible white guy with blue eyes, shaved head (brown hair), and a cute fucking dog. I have been eating pussy voraciously since 1996, but ultimately I'm good at it because I fucking love the a broad spectrum of female bodies, and I know that nothing I learned about another partner's pleasure necessarily applies to you.

Okay, I think I'm starting to bore myself now, so let's wrap this up. I recently have been saying "I prefer conversations over expectations" or something to that effect. I'll workshop it, but in the meantime, send me a message if you're curious to start such a conversation. We can move at whatever pace is comfortable, just be yourself and own your needs and desires. I'm down for tonight, but happy to discuss a future meeting as well.