Writing titles for these is challenging!...Anyway, hello there, thanks for stopping by, I’m SuperHappyDeathSquad and you may know me from erotic audios and artwork…or maybe you just thought that title was clever and you wanted to see what’s going on in this particular post…welcome, have a seat, take off your shirt, don’t be shy…

So, I’m bored…and I’m sure you’re bored too, yes?...of course, it’s a strange time to exist at this particular moment in time, so I thought maybe we could chat a bit, pass the time, get to know one another…why not, right?...I mean, there’s really only so much pornography and Netflix one person can watch…

This isn’t really a roleplay or anything of that nature…mostly, I’d just like a fun, kinky, sexy person to chat with throughout the day…so I don’t have a prompt, per se…but hey, here’s some conversation starters!...

Maybe you aren’t feeling it with your SO anymore and looking for an outlet…maybe you want to exchange dirty messages and texts and such next to him?...Wouldn’t that be fun? (Yes, yes it would)

Maybe you’re interested in kink, but not really sure how to get started…maybe you’re experienced and missing the connection as we are basically locked inside now…maybe you just bought a brand new flogger and are all “gee, I sure wish someone would tell me where and how many times to strike myself with this”….

Perhaps you just like talking about sexy sex things and past experiences or things you’d like to try…

Look, I dunno, but I’m fun, and witty, and a half way decent writer, so if that appeals to you, then say hey and let’s see if we can strike up a conversation…and you know, if you want to be nude while messaging me, that’s totally cool too…pants are absolutely optional…

Cheers and hope to hear from you soon…

PS - You can find a lot out about me if you look over my post history, but the broad strokes - I'm over 40, Dom, and in the Eastern Time Zone...I love scotch and pizza and Big Lebowski...those are the highlights.