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38 [M4F] WV - Last year I got divorced, no regrets. I feel like I missed out on a lot of fun opportunities though, so I want to make up for lost time virtually with a woman looking for attention & still has that sexual itch, but can't scratch it IRL due to those looking down upon us dirty minds
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Maximum-sarcasm85 is a male age 38 looking for a female in Man, WV
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Hey there!

A little about me: I'm 5'9", 208 lbs., dark hair and eyes, I hit the gym 3-4 days a week to try not to get too Dad bod-ish, I am a bulky dude in some good ways I have been told. I am an educated successful man that started to feel trapped in a rather vanilla marriage, so I felt to be fair to her and myself that I needed to get out. Oddly I don't have many regrets, I mean I do miss my dog, the other half of my money, decent home cooked meals (lol)... so maybe I did do the right thing even though others were not supportive and still think I am "the dick". It gets a little lonely at times though and I guess that explains why I am on here! I am a very open minded guy and I don't judge anyone for their situations as none of us are perfect. I can be discreet, if needed. I like to chat and also enjoy showing myself off.

What I'm looking for in you: A fun naughty friend I can say whatever I want to! Be decently close to my age or at least mature enough not to play games. I like a more busty woman than not, curves like Kim K. is cool, skinny like Halle Berry is kind of meh to me. Sarcasm is a plus. Be open to new opportunities and non-judgemental. I don't expect us to chat all day or even every day, just do it when you can, we both have our lives to live. I won't lie, if you don't make an attempt to reach out or never have time for this, it will probably die fast. There has to be something in it for both of us to work, I'll put in the effort for sure if I see you doing it too! I am cool with short term, but would also like something longer if we sync up well. I am a visual man, so you need to be willing to show yourself. Yes in the those dirty ways, it is a dirty sub after all ;-).

If my post is still sitting here I am waiting on a reply, if anything send me a message telling me to go f*** myself so I know you're alive! lol

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