I saw her Boston muffdive post several months ago back in the fall and sent a SFW photo of myself along with a brief message saying I liked what I read. From what I remember, she described herself physically, some of her interests, and that she needed her thighs to be used as earmuffs ASAP.

She messages me back the next day asking where I’m located. I’m a bit south of Boston and she ironically ends up living one town over. She mentions she is trying to be discreet and asks how old I am, my career, etc. I tell her my age and assure her that our profesional careers do not overlap (I’m in my mid 20s and she’s about ten years older).

Over the next few days we exchange more SFW pics and a couple flirty ones as well. The conversation starts to get a little flakey with only one message a day and responses a day late (by both parties). But she still shows interest, asking if I live alone and when we can make it happen. I confirm that I can host and inquire about her schedule and free time during the next week… no response for three weeks.

I send a message saying I still want to make it happen and she responds a week later showing interest again. Fast forward a couple weeks, she asks what days I’m free this week, so I mention that I’m free Friday night and I don’t hear from her until Friday afternoon (asks if I was still free and I say yes). She sends me a NSFW mirror pic and I tell her what I want to do when she comes over. I inquire about her record for most number of orgasms in one session; it’s only two… an easy record to break.

We talk more about logistics of the meet (i.e. my apartment, parking situation, time she will be in the area). It’s 6:30 PM at this point and she’ll be here around 8:15-30. Fast forward a couple hours, she’s parked nearby and I tell her the apartment number to ring when she gets to the front door. I get the door notification on my app, confirm to let her in, she takes the stairs up to my floor and I meet her at the door…

Woo-hoo! It’s the person from the pictures!

I was wearing something decent and made sure to clean my place because, you know, first impressions and all that jazz.

Should I skip the summary of boring small talk? For those who are curious, small talk topics included dogs, longboarding, inconvenience of street parking, among others. I offer her a drink - probably should have been prepared with more options but she says yes to the one of two that I have on hand.

Once we’re done with the drink, I sit next to her on my bed (studio apartment so it’s already right there) and she asks if I’ve done this before. I say I have a lot of experience with girls from dating apps but she’s the first one from reddit. She says she hopes I’m comfortable with it and I assure her I am comfortable as I move her hair to the side and start kissing her neck (I assumed actual kissing was too intimate for a reddit meet).

She takes her shirt off, I lay her back and kiss down her body to her sides and waistline. She takes her jeans off and I kiss her thighs and down her legs. I usually like to tease for longer but she seemed enthusiastic about getting into it quickly. I take her underwear off, lay between her legs, spread them, lick her pussy once and start sucking on her clit immediately. I would normally never jump to this so soon but I had to make sure to beat that record of two orgasms and didn’t want to waste any time. I put one finger inside her and keep sucking and licking her clit… I don’t remember how long it took to make her cum the first time but I do remember her being loud and making her cum twice from this before taking a break and checking in.

While I’m kissing her thighs after the second orgasm she says “I know I originally said only head but do you want to fuck?” I reply, “Maybe, but I want to make you cum one more time from this first.” After her third orgasm I grab a condom (thought this would be a good idea considering I didn’t know her name), put it on, and slide my cock inside her. I fuck her hard in missionary, she gets loud again, I take my dick out and rapidly rub my tip against her clit until she cums for the fourth time. After about five minutes I make her cum again the same way and then proceed to fuck her hard until I cum. I remember something along the lines of “no one’s ever made me cum doing that” and “I feel like I just smoked a blunt.” She asks to use my bathroom to get dressed. I oblige and get dressed myself. When she’s ready, I walk her to the elevator, say it was nice meeting her and wish her a safe drive home.