For starters, I don't have a podcast, nor have I ever listened to a podcast.

I'm starting to get back out there after a relationship, and hit a point where I don't know if I am horny or just miss going out to breakfast with someone on the weekend. The lack of an easily reachable activity partner is getting to me.

Here is a list of activities I miss doing or would like to do:

• Brunch

• eating ass while my finger finds the g-spot

• Karaoke

• cumming on or in a woman

• Trivia night

• going to Value Village

• cumming on a woman, and then going down on her

• going to that claw machine arcade (I've never actually been, but I fucking love claw machines)

• cuddling

• binge watching a thing, I still haven't seen Barbie. I feel like this is a movie that I should see with another person.

Me: I consider my self to be fairly average. Other people have thought highly of me. I look like what would happen if acclaimed artist/director Julian Schnabel and Jack Black made sweet, sweet love and had a baby, then that baby was aged 40 years, although I lack the chaotic gnome energy that Jack Black does. I live alone in a small bachelor downtown, I dont drive. I am bad at video games. I make my own beard oil and smell like cookies. DDF, should probably get a covid booster soon. Well stocked bar but I don't drink a lot. I enjoy making people coffee. Currently in the process of quitting smoking, 5 weeks on the patch. I am sterile, had a vasectomy years ago (still have the paperwork). Nimble fingers, strong hands, excellent grip. I care more about you getting off than myself. Consent is ongoing. Will definitely want to grab your butt.

You: you would like to do some of those activities. Preferably at least one sexy, I would be cool with brunch & claw machines, but I want to be be able to grab your butt. I don't have a specific type, no preference to body or ethnicity. People shouldn't be fetishes (Actually, it would be cool if I was your fetish, just let me know). I tend to date chubby girls, but that is partially because I am worried about snapping off an arm if someone is too small. We should be able to hold a conversation, even if we are too busy to talk.

My apologies to anyone who responded to my last post. It was a weird weekend, had a rare bout of anxiety.

No cops, no zionists; unless you're into degradation, I'm not really into that, but I would make an exception.