[Disclaimer: This is medical roleplay, not genuine medical services, and no monetary transactions will be taking place.]

Despite having no formal training, I've been told more than once that I give unusually good advice. I've gone through a lot in my life, and I think it's made me a more mature, introspective person who knows a thing or two about overcoming life's challenges.

Instead of seeing some expensive therapist or life coach who will bore you to death, I will be your much more... stimulating therapist for free, and I'll do it better.

However, I will be requesting a different sort of "payment" from you. As my patient I may request some rather intimate photos of you at any point during a session. A man has his needs, after all, and it will help us develop a closer "doctor-patient relationship," which means my therapy will be more effective than the vanilla stuff on the market.

Your side of the bargain can be negotiated and deferred, so don't worry about being forced to do something you don't want to do at an inconvenient time. However, I will keep track of how indebted you are to me and render my services accordingly, withholding treatment if need be. I will be flexible with my demands and spend a lengthy amount of time getting to know you before asking you to undress or do anything that might compromise your comfort, which is a top priority for me.

As you may have gathered, having a more intimate relationship with my patients is core to my philosophy and allows for more powerful results in my opinion. We will take our time developing a bespoke treatment strategy for you and your unique problems. Treatments can be as simple as talk therapy and basic life coaching, but may also involve things like sensual self-care assignments that will be much more fun than the typical homework you're used to receiving.

Here are just some of the things I can help with:

• Stress management
• Life drama resolution
• Self-love, self-esteem, and body image
• Sexual liberation and exploration
• Life-planning and achieving goals
• Health and fitness
• Play and recreation (an important part of a balanced life)
• Decision-making and general advice
• Self-hypnosis training
• And more...

For my part, I will be remaining fairly anonymous but am open to personal questions so you can get to know your therapist to your heart's content. Our relationship will be professional and non-romantic yet much more casual than a typical therapy situation, so don't be shy! I will also respect if you choose not to show your face in photos, though I would love to see my patient in her entirety, so do at least consider the option.

My goal is to find the right person to have a special, constructive, and exciting therapeutic relationship with over the long-term. It doesn't have to suck up all of our time, but we could check in with each other a couple times throughout the week perhaps, or whatever fits our schedules.

See you in the DMs...