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Why not borrow the real thing?
Mine's all natural with no plastic parts, it's always the right temperature, and no batteries are required.
Just let me know when you need it, and I'll bring it to you at my earliest convenience. If you're pressed for time, no worries, we can skip the small talk and get right to business. Just put me in a position that suits your need, climb on and work yourself into a lather. If you've had a long day, no problem, relax and let me do the work for you.
If size matters Goldilocks, you're in luck. Mine's not too big and not too small. It's just right.
(If case you're humorless, this was tongue in cheek.)
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