What I'm looking for, simply put, is a relationship with a girl who just..fucks other dudes. All the time. Of course I want to be the only man to take you out once or twice a week, to rub your body down after a hard day at work, to motivate each other at the gym, and cuddle in front of a movie with some Ben & Jerry's...but you basically get to hav sex with who you want, when you want! (With some minor exceptions)
I'm talking about picking you up from another man's house and going on a picnic, pointing at the clouds, making fun of passerbys, and listening to you go on about how big he was and how amazing he felt. Coming home and making dinner while listening to your voice echoing in the halls and our bed slamming against the wall. Cleaning up the thick, white splatter on the dishwasher door from when our roommate bent you over in the kitchen. I think you get the idea?
If you're looking for an outdoorsy, somewhat autistic, sometimes insufferably nerdy boyfriend with a big relationship goals, shoot me a message<3
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