I'm searching for a dick-teasing, dirty-talking cumslut who's interested in a sext or RP playdate with my 9.5” load cannon.

I've got a condition called hyperspermia, which, in most cases, basically just means that I would cum way bigger and way harder than the average guy. In my case, however, this condition is severe enough that I actually have to avoid certain activities which might trigger an accidental… “burst”.

When you combine this condition with my massive size, even getting semi-stiff in some tight work khakis can create a huge risk. It's actually one of the major reasons I opted for a job that allows me to (mostly) work from home.

However, this creates another problem: I'm essentially unsupervised all day with the world's neediest porno cock and a constantly overflowing ballsack.

Due to this, I've developed some… unproductive habits, and a few huge fetishes for all things cock worship, edging, milking, and TEASING. I love when I'm trying to focus on work and I get a DM telling me to “pull out that huge cock and edge it,” instead. Or reminding me that my real job is blowing thick, milky cumloads out for naughty internet sluts ;)

The perfect weekday for me is just struggling and clenching while a dirty cum-loving girl teases me for my hair trigger and tells me what a naughty, big-dick boy I am… and that I deserve all the nonstop edging I get.

The best part is… when my balls are full, I pretty much have no control or willpower, and even the premature spurts I shoot on accident are bigger than what normally passes for a “cumshot”. That makes the struggle all the more difficult (and messy).

So if you've always dreamed of bossing around a juicy, squirting horsecock, or playing with/drinking as much hot, creamy milk as your tummy can handle (straight from the tap)... please send me a DM asap 😈