I can't be the only one who enjoys long and teasing flirty banter that ends in raunchy sex (even if that sex is online). I stg I'm wickedly goofy and bounce off the walls sometimes, so I just wanna talk to someone who can match my energy. Oh, and you know those awkward pauses and silences and heart palpitations that come from saying risky shit? Yeah, I love those things. They're so fun, especially when you've been talking for a couple of hours already, and you can feel the vibe changing slowly but surely.
I don't want to write any more than I need to here, except that my schedule's pretty open and if we vibe, I'm down for making this a (semi-)regular, long-term thing.
If you've read all of this, please send me a message with your attempt to solve this lil riddle to prove you're not a bot or spammer:
“Of all your possessions, I am the hardest to guard. If you have me, you will want to share me. If you share me, you no longer have me.”
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