Trust me, I acknowledge how weird this is, but I guess you're weird too, if this interests you.

I don't care what your age, body type, race, or anything is. I'm more interested in our mutual perverted interests than stuff like that. You should also be around the DC metro area or it's surrounding area.

Me? I'm 37, white, bearded, DDF, good body, body hair, and a handsome face. I'm the type of guy that would shock people, to hear this about me, and I mean that in a good way. I'm laid back, extremely easy to talk to, and non-judgemental. I don't smoke/drink/do drugs, but don't care if you do, as long as it doesn't involve me!

Look, I love sex, a lot. But there's no denying the fun of a good masturbation session. I'm talking porn, toys, and a partner. This is the type of stuff no one feels like they can do or discuss with another person. Why not?

I'm looking for a woman who is just as hopelessly into porn and can enjoy some toy assisted masturbation. I don't care what you're into. Traditional porn, amateur, hentai, drawn, photos, 3d stuff, games, gay, straight, lesbian, whatever weird shit is fine by me. It's all about getting off after all.

What's the ideal scenario? We chat, get along, and feel like we're a good match. I'd love to meet up eventually when we're ready, and have a nice long edging, and masturbation session in person. Put on porn, touch overselves, while we comment on our favorite porn and cum as much as we can. In between meet ups, we'd chat regularly, share porn with each other and well, just be good friends.

Not opposed to including touching if we click and that interests you. I wouldn't mind each of us helping each other with our toys. A good pocket pussy handjob, or me controlling your vibrator, with my phone would be fantastic. Whatever we're comfortable with.

Interested? Send me a message with some basic info, mostly where you're located, age, your favorite toy(s) and what kind of porn you enjoy.