I’m about to engage in my 3rd-favorite activity: taking a gummy and racing it while I try to clean my kitchen.
After that, I’d like to engage in my 2nd-favorite activity: watching something funny as shit while I’m precisely the correct amount of stoned
Combined with my 1st-favorite activity: having a chill phone conversation with a fun stranger while we both cum.
I’d like us to have a casual chat for a bit while we casually masturbate. And then I’d like us to watch something stupid-funny together while we continue to masturbate and get less casual about it. I Think You Should Leave is my current favorite but I’m open to other stupid-funny shit. And then we cum a bunch, high-five through the phone, and say goodnight.
My ideal cumming and giggling partner should - have a deep voice - make grunty noises - be funny and the good kind of weird that doesn’t land a person on some kind of watch list - enjoy being silly - not jump right into graphic sex talk 90 seconds after I pick up the phone
Include how you like to race your edible in your message. Or come do these dishes for me, please and thanks.
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