Hello!

Thanks for at least clicking in. I guess it shows you might be the type of person that I am seeking or you’ve got fat fingers and clicked the wrong ad.

This is not my first rodeo and it is definitely time for my next. To be clear, I am not single and I’m in a long term relationship- if it’s not your thing, I respect that but I won’t hide it.

Life is tough enough so good atmospheres and laughter are super important to me. I am a caring, passionate character but I love bad humour. Not personal stuff but the kind of thing that’s on the border of “you can’t say that”

I have an assertive personality, I guess I have dominant traits but I am not really in that lifestyle. Stats and numbers are a bit of a passion of mine, I am curious about data, I love sports, enjoy cycling, worship the sun and I love animals; especially dogs. I have a voracious drive, a vivid imagination, a reasonable turn of phrase and can tell a story (I’ve written one, it’s on my profile and it did indeed happen).

As for you, I am open minded. It would be good if we shared some interests or traits. Personality is more important than age but /- 10 years will probably work best. I don’t discount anyone but given my location, GMT zone would be ideal as whilst I love you Americans, I’ve not always had much luck with the timezones!

Despite what we say, an attraction of sorts will make or break things. To give you an insight; I’m 6’6, burly build - a rugby player style frame at 107kg. Shaved head, green eyes with glasses, short but thick beard, hairy chest, huge hands with long and thick probing fingers (let’s face it, fingering is an under appreciated act, right?), muscular, defined thighs, well hung with a good girth, huge feet (I am one of the few people that is genuinely pleased to get socks for Christmas, that’s what you thought I am sure)

Right, that’s me done. Why not come and chat? Don’t be shy, feel free to introduce yourself we might just be what we are looking for.