I'm here in beautiful Beverly Hills looking for a clever clit, pink that can think, pussy with proficiency, etc etc. Intelligent women push all the right buttons for me, and I'd like to return the favor.

What's on one side of the menu is D/s, CNC, bondage, free use, forced O / denial, but typing a list of kinks doesn't really do it justice. It's about making you into a better version of you, one where you become both peak desire and its fulfillment, and where romance isn't flowers and candy, it's anticipation, loss of control, release.and intimacy. If you want a better description, send me a pretty poet and a pair of handcuffs and I'll put that dirty little slut to work.

What's on the other side is me, a guy with a cheat code to life. Oh, I have your attention now, do I? Well, here's the one paragraph version.

Decide what you want out of life and, most importantly, who you want to be, and pay the price that goes along with that. Here's the catch though - the price isn't paid in dollars and cents. It's paid in pain. And thanks to the unique design of the human body and mind, you, unlike every species on the planet, can pay that price willingly and purposefully, and you'll become stronger and tougher in the process.

And if now you're thinking "wow", and even better if you connected this idea to either fitness training's muscle recovery cycle, the "Test of Humanity" in Dune, the physical and mental conditioning of D/s play (Kacie Cunningham), and/or Dabrowski's concept of positive disintegration, then seriously you should be running into my DMs as fast as you can, telling me who you want to be, and begging me to take you faster and further than you can get by yourself.

What else ---- In terms of lifestyle, I'm not a fitness model but I am reasonably fit and presentable, so be the same or working on it. I'll add a profile pic at some point but for now we can just exchange. I also don't smoke or do drugs, but I do love champagne. I do have an intimidating resume, but I promise you don't have to be a neurosurgeon or supermodel to win me over. Show up with intelligence, enthusiasm, and a sense of humor and you'll be in the top 10% of my DMs, believe me. I'm clever but I'm not complicated.

Now we've reached the end, which means its time for the cumsluts of Reddits to come out to play. And I know that's you, so hit that chat button and let's play.