...or like, a thick thigh goth gf? I'm not sure how many breeds of goth gf there are. Is there such a thing as a goth gf breeder? Can you breed a goth gf? I'll have to look into this...

~Googles "goth gf breeding"~

Mother of god

That was a...valuable learning experience. Ahem.....aaaaanyway, hi! I'm an old man a 32 year old guy and I enjoy girls with nice butts, putting headphones in and listening to grown men and women with a backing band scream into my ear for 3-7 minutes at a time, and girls with nice butts that also enjoy listening to grown men and women scream into their ear for 3-7 minutes at a time. And at the risk of being the 765354th guy you've seen today that says they like video games and anime, I uhh...like them too.

I tend to get along best with women that disappoint their parents and/or generally dislike the world and everyone in it. What I'm looking for is someone that sees red flags and instead of running away, fantasizes about being choked by them during sex. I mean, by the red flags. Or hands. I really don't know where I was going with that. Well, except hell. Definitely going there.

Despite my best attempt to come off as edgy and mysterious, I'm pretty simple and easygoing. If I'm well fed and well fucked I am about as pliable of a man as you'll find, so if that sounds like something you can be down with, please come take advantage of me get to know me. What I can promise is that I'll call you a good girl and squeeze your butt... unless that's a little too soft for you, then we can go a different direction. I also like to be reliable for the people I care about. If you need me, I'll come running faster than I'll come inside of you, and that shit is already fast. Because girl you hot as fuck.

If you got through this post and haven't contemplated deleting your account and bleaching your eyeballs, please send me a message with a little bit about yourself and tell me what your biggest red flag is, or which red flag of mine you're most attracted to~