Good thing it's not even midnight yet.
I haven't made one of these posts in a while. Life's been busy and chaotic and I'm ready for the year to be over so I can just rest for a while. In the meantime, getting wine drunk and smoking a joint while putting on a Christmas movie and wrapping presents seems like a good distraction before having to go into the office tomorrow.
I recently said to a friend of mine, “Even as a bigger guy, I’m golden in most departments. Aside from being a little depressed every now and then, what’s not to love?” Other things on the list to love:
- Tall
- A nice speaking voice with a slight southern accent and I’ll happily hop on a call at some point.
- Big fan of all kinds of music. Let’s make playlists for each other. (Also, am a musician.)
- I hate anime, but I like some nerdy things. Star Wars, comic book movies, cowboy games. The basics.
- Big fan of the Oxford comma.
I’ll never send you an unsolicited dick pic, but will happily send inappropriate memes at the worst times. Will it be boring? No. Could the conversation turn more mature? Maybe. Will you want to kidnap my dog? Probably. Tell me about your day, vent about your shitty neighbors, or just let me hype you up. (No one hypes you up like some random dude on Reddit, right?)
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