I pray this doesn't end up with me in a bathtub full of ice and a kidney missing, but here goes.
I'm looking for a distraction. Someone interested in a back-and-forth one-upping of great storytelling, witty banter, dark humour, shameless flirting, and bad behaviour. All solid options.
Text and online is fine now, until you fall in love with me and move to Canada. Although it's about to be winter here and this maybe isn't the best time (unless you also know the best way to stay warm in an igloo).
In case it's important, I'm a city boy who spends lots of time in the woods. I don't take anything seriously and am very silly. I love good wine, bad weather, and getting away with petty crimes. I'm impossibly attractive, very fit, and extremely humble. Probably the humblest person you've ever met.
Two important things you need to know: I am not single, and I hate Reddit messaging/chat. So the less time we spend on here the better.
Since you're still reading you're obviously, like, super into me so let's just run away together! Snow is imminent, let's make it somewhere warm ok?
Subreddit
Post Details
- Posted
- 1 year ago
- Reddit URL
- View post on reddit.com
- External URL
- reddit.com/r/dirtyr4r/co...