Maybe it goes something like this.
We meet for coffee. We talk awkwardly for a while. Some of the time just tell me about yourself. Some of the time we talk about unrelated subjects of mutual interest. This is to make sure that your ass is not bigger than your brains and so you can finally figure out whether I'm interesting or creepy since you’re already wondering. Eventually I will ask if you would like to leave together to go to a more appropriate place for me to literally just kiss your ass or if you would prefer to get up and leave while I count to 100 so you can ghost me.
Wear something thin. Not jeans. Hopefully you would be okay with me kissing bare skin but that’s up to you.
Any status or demographic. Women who can tell me something they would change about the grammar or punctuation of my post will make a good first impression. I do not have a fat ass and neither should you.
I will require discretion and will respect your concerns too. I am white with brown hair and eyes.
I will be in Chicago until November 3 then in the San Francisco Bay Area in November through January. (Berkeley from November 5 to December 20 then Palo Alto until early February.)
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