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31[F4A] Virginia/online - How am I this bored. Again.
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put-the-yogurt-down is a female age 31 looking for anyone in Virginia
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Alright fuckers, second verse same as the first. I'm bored, I'm moderately cute and I hunger for entertainment. And attention. Because I'm a whore like that.

Charm my proverbial pants off and you might get my literal ones off. Or we can talk about your childhood. Nerdy shit. Maybe post modern nihilism. How we'd fare in the impending zombie apocalypse.

Just please have something to say, I'm too high to do the conversational heavy lifting.

Ages 24-45ish preferred. Women preferred. Sexy preferred. Articulate demanded.

1-2 word messages like "Hey" and "Snap?" will be ignored.

Your basic info, why you messaged me and a selfie is my most preferred intro message.

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