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45 [M4R] East coast/online - Detailed and brutally honest female nude body ratings
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AspiringAsparagus22 is a male age 45 looking for a redditor
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Yes, I know - itā€™s someone else on this forum offering to assess a womanā€™s naked body. But Iā€™m a bit different in several ways:

For one, I can string two coherent sentences together. You wonā€™t just get a couple of poorly written lines about how youā€™re a perfect 10, I will actually go into some detail about my rating of your nude body.

Two, I am very thorough. Iā€™ll be specific about describing what parts and aspects of your body I like, as well as flaws or areas that could be improved. Everyone starts as a 5/10 (average), and Iā€™ll add or subtract from that score based on how I rate various aspects of your body. Youā€™ll know exactly where you stand with me and why.

Three, Iā€™m truly honest. If youā€™re just looking for glowing compliments or to be rated a 10/10, you should look elsewhere. I might do that if your body is truly exceptional. But as much as Iā€™ll highlight the positives and things I like, Iā€™ll also discuss any perceived flaws. Iā€™m not just giving your body a number, Iā€™m giving an honest assessment.

If all of this sounds of interest, and you are 21 , then get in touch. Please include the word ā€œlemonsā€ in your message to me to indicate that youā€™ve read and agree to all of this. Even though I will need to completely see your body to assess it, everything can remain fully anonymous. I look forward to hearing from you.

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