It seems like it takes perfect timing to post the perfect request for someone fun and enticing. More luck than skill, but who knows these days. It seems like everyone here is a bot/scammer/or just not in the same league as a tired, neglected, husband.

So somewhere out there, there is a woman who is local to the great Austin area. That includes San Marcos, Wimberly, Dripping Springs, Spicewood, LT, Bee Cave, Leander. Yep, that is huge area, but I figure you might as well cast the net far and wide to have any hope of striking it rich.

So what am I? A husband who is tired of melting into the background. I have been devoted and hard working for a long time and now it is time to take something back. Time to find a part of me that is buried deep, but deserves to see the light of day and the gaze of a woman.

I am fittish. I exercise every day in some way, form, or fashion. There are soft edges, but I work hard to keep them small and under control. Reading, gardening, and enjoying an edible are all parts of my recreation. Everything in moderation.

I am looking for someone who isn't concerned about my age. I have aged well and work to keep things good, but if 55 is too much, please keep on moving.

Your age is not a huge deal. I prefer a wide range of things when it comes to women. I am definitely open minded on relationship status, age, race, and any other metrics that you think you will be judged on. It is best to ask and find out than avoid the truth in any form.

Yes, I expect passion. Everything from butterflies to endless groping. I have plenty of kinks I am willing to explore and you should be open to or at least willing to discuss these and any things that are on your bucket list.

So if you are local, bored, neglected, married, single, complicated and open to all sorts of intimate crazy fun, then lets chat. Lets take a chance and see just how much debauchery we can get up to.