Look no further!
Tuesdays are my days in the office and I didn’t get home until 9 tonight. I’m now properly stoned, there’s a storm rumbling outside the open window, and a bowl of cereal sounds fantastic right about now.
I recently said to a friend of mine, “I was thinking this morning, even as a bigger guy, I’m golden in most departments. Aside from being a little manic depressive every now and then, what’s not to love?” Other things on the list to love:
- Tall
- A nice speaking voice with a slight southern accent and I’ll happily hop on a call at some point.
- Big fan of all kinds of music. Let’s make playlists for each other. (Also, am a musician.)
- I hate anime, but I like some nerdy things. Star Wars, DC/Marvel, DND. The basics.
- Big fan of the Oxford comma.
I’ll never send you an unsolicited dick pic, but will happily send inappropriate memes at the worst times. Will it be boring? No. Could things turn sexual? Maybe. Do you want my favorite recipes? Probably. Tell me about your day, vent about your shitty neighbors, or just let me hype you up. (No one hypes you up like some random dude on Reddit, right?) But don't just message me "hey," I probably won't respond.
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