I’m hoping to find a great potential partner… Maybe that person is you. But to be honest, this is Reddit, and I don’t know what to expect. And I live in the Midwest, and I don’t see many women from there on here.

It’s been about a year since my AP moved out of town and I’ve tried the online thing, but I miss the connection that comes from a physical relationship where you can touch, interact, and explore with the person. Sure, the online OA has its benefits, but I want to feel the spark I had with my last AP.
What do I mean by that? Well, I mean I want to feel the anticipation of getting those first few messages or text or voice messages or whatever at the beginning. Then moving on to the meeting phase and (hopefully) finding mutual physical attraction. But I also want an emotional and intellectual connection; I want to have common interests with someone and even broaden my own horizons. I miss having someone I can have an intellectual and/or humorous conversation with as well as doing things together both public and private. And yes, I do want the physical aspect. I’m in the dreaded and much-discussed dead bedroom situation at home. So, as you can guess, my wants and desires have been denied for over a year now.

I guess I should tell you a bit about myself. I live in the Midwest, like the middle of the country Midwest. I know the area covers quite a bit. I’m 41, I’m just over 6” tall. I have what I would say is an average to decent body. I keep active and always move around. I’m educated, with a degree in communications. I work from home in a white-collar job. I don’t have kids, so during the day it gets very quiet and lonely around the house, which would be nice to have someone to talk to. My interests mainly include spending time outdoors, reading (mostly personal finance and how to invest…exciting and sexy, I know), watching TV, traveling, and some sports (mainly college football and baseball).
Oh yes, as I alluded in my headline, I may have a list of kinks. I’m completely open to sharing those now, later, or never; depending on how interested or not you may be (but I really, really hope you’re interested!)

What am I looking for? I’m looking for a woman who’s hopefully near me. I have a quirky sense of humor that consists of dry humor, crude humor, and sarcasm. I would like to find a person who gets that and can reciprocate. Physically, I’m a sucker for a cute smile and eyes. I don’t have a height preference, but I do like heels (not wearing them, of course). I’m attracted to all body types within reason. I’m sorry, but that’s the truth. And as I mentioned earlier, I do find intelligence and humor very attractive.

I guess that’s it for now. I await the line of women who’ll be flooding my inbox. I know that won’t happen. That was an example of my dry and self-deprecating humor.