We are a nerdy and shy but fun, attractive couple from the Midwest. We are on vacation on Cocoa Beach -without the kids! - until 9/18.

We have been married for a long while, and have been in the "lifestyle" for a little while.

There are pictures of us in our post history.

While we are fairly experienced in the "lifestyle", you don't have to be, so don't be shy. We are pleased as peach to take your hand and walk slowly, or slap your butts and run with you.

We are an intelligent, clean, professional couple. We are d&d free - unless you are into that kind of thing, in which case, you should see the size of my D20! We both have a few extra pounds, and we don't expect Adonises in return - we welcome all comers.

She is 42, bisexual, curvy and on the short side, with an absolutely gorgeous face and beautiful long hair, and very nice large breasts.

He is 42, bi-curious/slightly experienced, average height, "dad bod" (stupid term, but it fits here), with big brown eyes and a very witty, dry sense of humor.

We are looking for another couple or woman with whom we have a little bit of a connection at least. In our ideal world, we would build up a rapport via chat over a (short) period of time, then meet for dinner or drinks, and see where things lead. We are not looking to rush too quickly into anything, but of course, being on vacation, time is limited.

We enjoy board / tabletop games, video games, art, and many, many other things. Like, 2, maybe 3 other things. Hopefully we can bond with you on these common interests! Even better, hopefully you'll get our humor. If we have to keep explaining our jokes, chats get long and tedious. We're not promising that our jokes are funny.

Please shoot us a message describing yourselves, what you are looking for, and maybe include a picture if you are so daring.

Sorry to yell, but WE ARE NOT LOOKING FOR SOLO MALES AT THIS TIME. I know what it's like to be a solo male trying to find fun, so it sucks (or doesn't, as the case may be). But if and when we seek out a solo male, we will be looking for a specific set of attributes, so we will find you. We don't want just any horny guy jumping into bed with us just to be able to touch my wife.

Thank you for coming to our TED Talk.