37 [f4m] MD/online stoned and desperate for a LotR summary

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sf228 is a female age 37 looking for a male in Maryland

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I’ve seen the Lord of the Rings trilogy twice. I always enjoy it, but I retain almost nothing. My brain chucks it all.

I love being talked to about things unrelated to sex while I’m getting myself off. If you’d be up for listening to me over the phone while giving me an easily digestible recap of the movies, message me with your favorite character.

You are, of course, welcome to join me in rubbing one (or twelve) out. Even more so if you’ve got a deep voice and get a bit grunty. But please, do your job.

I’m only available for phone calls. I have a Google voice number and don’t use the apps. I’m too horny to change my system tonight.

Also, I’m not normally too quiet, but I’m on a work trip and need to keep the noise down on my end.

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sf228

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r/dirtyr4r

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Maryland

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a female

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a male

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