For those of you who saw the title and were still intrigued enough to click on this post and read more...welcome, my fellow degens! I love you already.

I'm a (unfortunately chronically) lonely, single 32 year guy from the capitalist hellscape Untied States, and I'm looking for a long term (best)friend, companion, play thing, gaming buddy and/or slut to spend lots of my time with. What I lack in personality I can more than make up for in affection. My secret weapon is what I like to call my "lazy charisma". For more details, please inquire within.

I won't list my kinks or limits here as the connection I'm hoping to form isn't solely based on sexuality. The stronger my bond is with someone, the further I'm willing to go. I'm not into and won't participate in anything that is very illegal, but anything else I'd at least consider.

You don't have to be everything I've listed in the title, but that's just the type I'm craving right now. I've always gotten along best with women that were younger than me, and I take excellent care of girls with daddy issues or low self esteem. I'm sexually dominant so it would be fun if you were more submissive, but it's not necessary. So basically, please message me if you weren't hugged and shown enough love as a child and feel like you need to make up for lost time by getting naked for an older guy that may or may not remind you of the father figure/older brother you've always wished you had. Bonus points if you read that last sentence and feel extremely called out, but it left you feeling more turned on than offended.

In all seriousness, if you want someone to want you, crave you, care for you, or protect you, I think I can be the guy for you. I can also tank or heal for you in Final Fantasy XIV. I'm multifaceted.

Lastly, I would prefer this to be long distance indefinitely, with in-person a long term goal if the interest is mutual.

Thanks for reading this if you've stuck around this far!