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29 [M4F] New York/Online | Cuddle + fuck = cuddlefuck. Face + ____ = ?
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Cute_Humming_Giraffe is a male age 29 looking for a female in New York City
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(I'm just here to have some flirty, dirty fun right now, nothing serious. Please respect that ♥)

I'm not sure leading with a mathematics problem is gonna get me laid, but I like math. Speaking of math, did you know that men are statistically unlikely to get laid online due to the sheer volume of male users when compared to female users?* This is why I have chosen to instead be a giraffe. How many giraffes do you know that frequent these parts? (I'm asking for a friend, he's not interested in humans. (This is the extent of my roleplay as a giraffe, I do not have a giraffe fetish and neither do I subscribe nor condone bestiality.))

* Sources:

[1] https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S1740144516303254

[2] https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/23808985.2022.2069046?journalCode=rica20

[3] https://www.statista.com/statistics/975925/us-tinder-user-ratio-gender/

[4] https://www.statista.com/statistics/975984/us-bumble-user-ratio-gender/

[5] https://www.nytimes.com/2014/10/30/fashion/tinder-the-fast-growing-dating-app-taps-an-age-old-truth.html?_r=0

[6] https://web.archive.org/web/20170807185347/https://hingeirl.com/hinge-reports/whats-the-biggest-challenge-men-face-on-dating-apps-a-qa-with-aviv-goldgeier-junior-growth-engineer/

[7] https://www.pnas.org/doi/abs/10.1073/pnas.1908630116

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