37 (F4M) MD/online very stoned, want to laugh and cum

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sf228 is a female age 37 looking for a male in Maryland

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I’ve got one of those happy, giggly, floating-on-a-cloud highs going. Right now, it’s just me, this bag o’ cheese popcorn, and my 737583th viewing of Catch Me If You Can. But soon, it’s gonna be just me, some rolling credits, and an empty bag.

DM me your go-to comfort movie if you want to call me in a bit and tell me jokes while I burn out a vibrator. If you’re getting yourself off, too, that’s always a plus but not required.

You should: -have a good voice -be the fun kind of weird -get bonus points if you’re a little grunty when you jack off -have a stupid sense of humor

And I mean it.

Tell me jokes. Come armed with the good shit.

I’ve got a Google Voice number and I’m stuck in my ways. So no, I do not use other apps. Use a phone, weirdo.

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sf228

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r/dirtyr4r

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Maryland

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a female

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a male

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