Hi, my name is Amanda and you clicked on this post either by the absolutely amazing title I chose or because you think I look rather good on my morning run! Either way I welcome you!

I’m looking for a a friend, long term conversation partner, who’s definitely not against teasing me with his words and giving his best shot to talk me into being a dripping mess as often as possible, whilst also being someone I can actually talk to.

Why would you want that? Well, I guess I’m hoping that the idea of making a woman blush and uncomfortably wet to the point that changing underwear and calming myself with a few slaps may be warranted, is something that you’d like doing to your new only friend.

Why would I like it? Well, the thing is that I always find being turned on to be rather embarrassing, especially to such a degree which would constitute dripping. And to be honest I kinda like a bit of sexual embarrassment… I’m just weird like that! Embarrassment, pain and loss of control turn me on very much so.

I’m currently residing in Brazil, although technically I’m on a bit of a world tour for the year, sailing away generally when port rental gets raised!

I used to have a very respectable job and career, but honestly I kinda went down a slippery slope there, so nowadays I mainly do three things. -Take people on sailing trips or out to dive. -Serve drinks, food and lovely conversation in a bikini at a club -Or tag along with people who would consider a semi-funny and relatively pretty woman’s company a job worth paying for… Now to be clear here I’m definitely not a hooker, the official title is something along the lines of “sexy party hostess”. Although I don’t host shit, and I wouldn’t necessarily call myself all that sexy either… Regardless that’s pretty much me these days!

In case you feel like you don’t mind that I’ve decided to make a living from my charm, body (and also boat) I suppose. Who although has a very fiery personality still gets soaked by the thought of chains, whips and the like. If you would like to be my friend, then please reach out with a well crafted in message. And just to practice what no doubt will be a part of our friendship please include the following questions in your message:

• Try and convince me to remain in the bikini I worked in today, and tell me why it’s completely unnecessary and thus I definitely shouldn’t get dressed for our conversation today.
• Say something nice, compliment me, but be also kinda mean in the same time.
• Oh and just confirm that you will not judge me because of what I do, or at least not too harshly

Thank you for your time, and don’t forget you are free to be a bit more flirtatious and forward, and to tease me to oblivion! And don’t worry I’ll slap myself out of it eventually if I fall too deep in this spiral of being turned on and getting embarrassed about it, which just turns me on that much more and so on…

Ps. I’m always happy to play chess or something when I’m not totally lost!🤷🏽‍♀️😂