I got dumped last week by my best friend of 27 years (turned girlfriend a year ago). I don’t want to drink, at least not more than a beer or so. I don’t have a playlist. I don’t want to do any of the normal self destructive things other people do when they get dumped.
I want to give myself up completely to the pleasure of another woman. I want to fuck until we’re out of breath and sweating and begging our bodies to recover so we can go again. I want to go down on you and make you cum so hard and so much it’s all you think about for a month when you pull your vibrator out of the drawer. I want to forget everything else but how much you’re enjoying my body, my tongue, my cock, and how much I’m enjoying you in return.
I’m not going to cry on your shoulder or tell you all about her or reminisce. I’m not going to fall in love with you or make you my rebound. I don’t want that, and I have friends that will help me through all the mess of the breakup. It never has to come up except in this ad.
All I want from you is to be your toy.
Or if you want to hit a kink of mine I feel taboo even writing about, you can make me your sperm donor. I don’t know why that appeals to me in the dark recesses of my brain, but it does. I have good genes. My dad was an olympic class swimmer who qualified but couldn’t compete because he was deployed. I’m a successful guy at the top of my field and have a post-graduate degree. I have a second cousin who’s an A-list actress. You can pick brains, brawn, beauty, or all three (I got the brains, but the others aren't *totally* absent). Just take the condom off and tell me to let go.
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