If you like piña coladas, then I guess go and enjoy one but I'll just have a coffee because I don't drink.
But if you like dominant, assertive, but caring men with a received pronunciation English accent, then maybe send me a little chat request. Let's make sweet music together (disclaimer: you don't actually have to be able to sing like Adele to pique my curiosity).
I'd love to learn about what turns you on, and why you are your own specific brand of fucked up. I mean, aren't we all a little crazy? Maybe we can offer each other some sexual therapy while keeping each other entertained (disclaimer 2: I'm not actually a licensed therapist and any advice I give should definitely be ignored).
Me: A 6ft tall average/muscular physique that's creeping into dad bod territory as I get older. Kind blue eyes, massive dark eyebrows, and a beard. Sort of like one of those 19th century mountain men that you can see in old faded photographs.
You: Able to give more than one word answers, intelligent, interesting and engaged. And if you're a goth/alt chick, I will melt.
I don't want to give out too much information here, as part of the fun for me is getting to know each other over chat!
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