First off...save your diatribes. Idgaf what your opinion on me is. You're only wasting your time. Knowing good and well you can't cast any stones. Fuck off, this is MY life.
Now...where were we? Haha ah yes...life. it's hard. It's unhappy. It's boring. How do we change that?
I'm looking for what most are - to not to change your situation and vise versa. I want to be each other's favorite notifications. To share hot porn links or funny memes. To say good morning and goodnight. Just a happy distraction.
ME- i'm 5'7" 175lbs. Brown hair blue eyes. A muscular dad bod of sorts. I'm an average looking guy. You wouldn't remember me in public but I'm also not Shrek. I'm very open minded and down to earth. I over share. If I'm comfortable with you...I have very few limits.
YOU- I'd like someone smaller than me. I don't expect thin super models but HWP is ideal. Someone who likes to stay active and as fit ad possible. Kids/life get in the way, don't I fucking know it. But you try. A dark sense of humor goes along way with me. I appreciate a woman who isn't afraid to cuss or fart. Meaning...you define lady like. BE YOURSELF. Be human.
We would start slow. Talking online at first. Connecting. Then...see where it goes! I have no expectations. I'm good with anything from online friends to rubbing our buttholes together. 🤣
Still reading after that last one? Haha you are a candidate then. What are you waiting on?! Message me already
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