I'm a 34M from the Branson, MO general area, and I'm looking for my forever little. I don't want a fling. I want my future WIFE!

I'm a sadist and using my slave as a punching bag is a huge kink of mine. If you are not a masochist, then please at least be willing to let me own another slave alongside you, so I can find a masochist.

But I'm also a hopeless romantic who loves (and I mean, fucking LOVES) to cuddle with my little, with soft music playing in the background, as I give you soft, sensual kisses, and stare longingly into your eyes.

I am clingy to an extreme degree. I will want us to text each other around the clock, especially in the early days of the dynamic when I'm not 100% sure you even want me. Please text me CONSTANTLY, even if you don't have anything to say! Just say "Hope your sleeping ok," or "I'm thinking of you." I will be texting you all the time, too, so you'll have to be okay with that.

My ideal wife is someone who is a bottomless pit of submissive energy who never gets tired of being at my beck and call. The kind of woman who would cry if she overcooked dinner, only to cry in joy when I hold her gently, caress her hair, and tell her that I still love her.

For a little, I also would love it if she used crayons to draw a picture of the two of us being together! That'll go on the fridge and I'll give you a soft kiss to show my appreciation!

The kind of woman who will always be down for intimate time with me (sexual and non-sexual intimacy), who will always be ready to blow me even when I don't ask for it.

My ideal wifey would hear that her mom has cancer, and then cry into my hairy chest for hours on end because she knows she can be vulnerable around me ... and I'll never tell a soul!

But my ideal wifey will also beg me for a good pounding when she's in a good mood. Not because she was a bad girl and deserves punishment (I never want to hit you in anger), but because she's a masochist who loves a good pounding. She would lay down the bed, naked as a jaybird, and beckon me to deliver my fists into her belly, boobs, and pussy. She'll say the safe word, of course, once she's had her fill of pain, and then I will rub cream onto her bruises to keep them from swelling, before laying down in bed beside her, and we hold each other in our arms, hold each other in our eyes, and fall asleep that way!

Then, I wake up to the smell of pancakes and the feeling of a slow, sensual, and (most of all) affectionate blowjob from the woman I love, with her eyes pulsing with love and her smile telling me that she's honored to be my slave and my wife!

My tastes in brats are extremely specific. While I can definitely hold my own in a roast battle, I don't want a brat who will intentionally disobey me just to make me angry. I'd be happy to beat you just for fun, but I never want to hit you in anger.

So now onto some potential deal-breakers:

• Please be willing to relocate to me. Not right now, but eventually. Like, after we meet here, I expect relocation to be on the table within a year or so of us doing a long-distance online relationship.
• Please be willing to do a video selfie when we first meet. By "video selfie," I mean you will stare into the camera and say a sentence that I dictate (so you can't possibly get a stock clip of a porn star saying that), and I expect you to send me the video selfie immediately after I tell you what sentence I want you to say, so you won't have enough time to photoshop it. This is to protect me from scammers and catfishers.
• No gold diggers. Occasional presents (like stuffies, for instances) for special occasions are one thing, but I don't want a woman who just feels "entitled" to have her man pay all of her bills.

If any of those three things are out of the question, please pass me up.

But if you think we'd be a good match, send me a DM! Let me be your prince charming, your King of Cuddles, and your Prince of Pain all rolled into one!