Good day Gentlemen!

My name is Matilde, and I’d like to invite you with this advert to be my famously funny, interesting and very possible flirty friend!

Or at least that would be the general sum of the situation. But of course it wouldn’t be me if I wasn’t gonna force you to read a long as fuck post, so please allow me a bit to elaborate on my offer…

I’m 38 years old, and at this stage probably incurably single for the rest of my life. Not that it would bother me too much. I have a wonderful child, and a great job that thankfully requires a lot of traveling for the times when the little fucker become way too annoying to handle. I love sports, I’ve been doing martial arts, rock climbing and sailing seemingly forever. I also tried my hands in team sport like football (the real one) and beach handball. I’m a skilled tracker and hunter, love the outdoors and nature in general. I’m tall, strong and extremely capable, I even have abs on better days… So just don’t imagine me as the princess who needs saving. I’m fact here are my as many men put it “awfully wide” shoulders and arms so you don’t have to imagine anything. In fact I’ve been called scary a few times, which is kind of a bummer because it probably limits my access to free drinks😅

My sexual life admittedly is limited to away trips for the most part, but that is mainly due to my lack of commitment and special wants and needs.

You see, throughout my life I’ve been more masculine than I normally would want to be, both during my two decades long military career and nowadays as private contractor. However in the bedroom, or actually even outside of that, so let me rephrase that please… When I’m in pleasant company I like being a bit oversexualised to be honest. Even if it’s solely for the purpose of a bit of flirting.

Generally I have two types of “adult friends”. There are those who fly me out on occasion to some place or meet me for a day or two after I finish a work contract… They usually make sure to let me know that I’m certainly not allowed to pack much, and thus I generally travel with a few changes of underwear and swimwear at the maximum, depending on the location. During these meetings or romantic gateways I may spend a considerable amount of time being hurt, as in whipped, spanked, punched, overstimulated and so on… But do not worry, I fucking love it, maybe even need it on some degree. One thing I don’t like is, it being labeled as punishment… I don’t wanna get punished after all! I wanna be tortured because I fucking love suffering for someone else’s enjoyment… Whether you think that’s crazy or sexy is up to you to decide.

Now on the other hand I have my more platonic friends, with whom I usually only talk to over the internet, whether that’s Reddit where we exchange messages time to time or Discord during a bi-weekly video game session. A platonic friend is someone who although fancies me as a person and woman, also understands that I’m not gonna be his girlfriend and that I’m not looking for a commitment. Someone who likes spending time with me on occasion, chat, talk or play a game, but important someone who doesn’t mind a bit of flirting. Someone who can remind me that I’m a woman and thus should be sexualised. Someone who can and would want to “force me” to wear as little clothing as possible while with him. Someone who can make me blush and preferably even make me drip like a broken tap at the most inappropriate times.

I would like to find this special someone with this post! If based on this post, the picture, and my profile you think you like me and want me as your sexy, not-so-little fried. Then please reach out! I’ll leave a little list of things to include in your message: - what you like and don’t like about me. - Whether you are okay with spending some online quality time together on occasion, and if so how would that quality time look like for you. - Whether my masochistic and submissive tendencies that I have in private bother you, or if the contradiction of these with my normal personality bothers you. - The outfit that you’d make me wear at home, if it was solely your decision. - Your favourite sport, book, current tv show, and video game if there are any - If I talk too much what do you think the best way to make me shut up is? Gagging me with something? Forcing me to put on or tighten nipple clamps so that I focus on the pain instead? Or something entirely else? - And finally, wether you mind that I have in person experiences, and that we are not solely exclusive? Oh and if you want to hear about my endeavours or should they remain something we just don’t talk about.

Thank you for your time, and I hope that my fun and bubbly personality captivated you enough to want me!

Looking forward to your messages,

Yours,

Tilde