If you dont get the refrence in the title send a message. Great band who deserves far more love. I have a girlfriend who is aware of this post. She wants to meet. Her details available on request.

A little about me:

6 Foot 2 inch with a respectable dad bod (photo available, do not ask for a dick pic. You will not get it. At all.)

Gamer with a soft spot for a good story. (Currently playing fallout 4, witcher 3, and lego lord of the rings)

Enjoyer of movies and cuddles, not too picky on the movie put I do have my favorites.

I'm a pretty horny person but anxiety makes me rather shy about it.

I don't mince words and I'll always tell you what I think. I can make me seem a bit weird at times.

I own 3 cats. (Photo available)

I'm a bit of a photographer/nerd. I want to learn everything and anything so I love to chat about anything. Particularly technology, biology or anything mechanical.

I smoke weed. Religiously. Hate alcohol. Fuck hangovers. Not judgy though.

A little about you?

LOOKS DO NOT MATTER. Because personality does. Again I love learning about everything I can so talk about stuff you do!

Maybe you like games or movies? Maybe you have a massive board game collection? (Teach me to play DnD?) Maybe you love to talk about aimless topics for hours while family guy plays in the background. Either way the Friend bit of this is very important.

YYC local. I drive but don't have a car now. (Don't let me drive. I'll get you a speeding ticket.)

Open to honest communication. As that's also very important.

If you think you'd be a good fit or you just wanna talk my DMs are always open! And I guarantee a response within 24 Hours or your money back! (I'm poor please don't ask)