We dudes have had gloryholes for decades -- probably centuries -- but where's the equality? Where can girls go to get anonymous oral joy? How have waves and waves of feminism washed over the planet without anonymous tongues washing over your clits on the reg?

I, for one, cannot tolerate this sad state of affairs. I'm here to right this obvious wrong. To bring balance to the Perviverse. And so I've invented:

The Gloria Hole. The gloryhole for girls.

I've done this twice before and it was oodles of fun.

I'll get a nice hotel room in a good location. I will also have a massage table set up halfway through the bathroom door, with a window-curtain-esque partition dividing the bathroom from the hallway. We'll set an appointment, at which time the door will be open and you can get comfy on the massage table. I'll be in the bathroom and I'll take care of the rest.

Zero reciprocation expected. I'm experienced, patient, enthusiastic, and ready to listen to what works for you, though of course I love figuring that out for myself.

Though anonymity might be part of the fun here, I am happy to verify online and meet in a public place first if you'd like that, and I would recommend both as best practices for sure. I will also need to verify that you're an actual woman as well; sadly, at least 50% of the folks who respond to this are catfish/bots. (Not sure what the point is there, but c'est la vie.) Discretion is, of course, the name of the game; I have zero interest in drama.

I'm 5'10, blue-gray eyes, white, brown hair, 175 lbs, conventionally attractive. Though for the purposes of this particular post, it may not matter much.

Let's talk... and maybe more than talk. For feminism!