Welcome Ladies and (predominantly) Gentlemen to My little secret world where somewhat inappropriate teasing and occasional buttslaps are very much appreciated!

You wouldn’t believe how much time I’ve spent figuring out the best way I the potential submissive should write this post in the most interesting yet informative manner.

It would probably be some sort of catchy title, a short and blunt description and a picture that doesn’t leave much for the imagination.

But that’s so not me…

I mean I’m definitely not brave enough to capture your attention with basically naked picture of myself on the internet, plus I like to use, or at least try to use my personality before my cleavage. In line with that thought I’d like to introduce to you, potentially your future Reddit friend, the woman who will be there to listen and take in all the not so appropriate or maybe way overdone compliments and flirting… The woman who ideally be a not so completely subservient submissive…

(For those of you who not interested in me personally, the sexy stuff are further down)

And for those lovely Gentlemen who are… There are primarily 3 things you need to know about me upfront to make your decision, the rest of me will come up naturally overtime.

Beyond the obvious things like that I’m probably a bit older then most woman who make posts here, firstly you need to know that I’m far from being the ever so obedient woman you might wish for. Don’t get me wrong I absolutely love giving up control or it being taken away from me, but I also love a little back and forth, I love being teased, talked into thinks rather than just being expected to go along with whatever your heart’s desire. You may even say that I can be a little spicy sometimes. I’m most certainly a woman with her own mind.

Secondly, I’m rather tall, strong and dare I say rather capable. I as much don’t need help defending myself as I don’t with repairing stuff around house. I just need you to not be intimidated by that, and understand that although I’m not a petite little princess who you can throw around at will, I’m very much a sub at heart, or at least wish to be made into one occasionally.

And thirdly I do not simply wish to be a submissive, your submissive, rather I’d aim to be your sexy little friend, someone you can talk to about everything from politics trough sports all the way down to your day, with the exception of course that you can order this friend to undress beforehand!🤷🏼‍♀️

Well actually maybe there’s a forth one, at least if you were to ask my ex… he’d definitely add that I’m also a Cunt on top of all that, but you don’t have to believe everything you hear on the internet.

Now, to the sexy portion of the post… and please don’t pretend you wasn’t waiting for this throughout my endless rambling!

I mentioned that I’m not brave enough to post a practically naked picture of myself, but I also don’t really wish to abandon the idea of some visual stimuli, so [here](https://imgur.com/a/4CCngVr) it is. I took of my shirt at least, that’s gotta earn me some bonus points, right? Even if the sweatpants are not particularly sexy!😅

Now that you’ve seen me and hopefully not scared of my rather wide shoulders, muscular arms or occasionally visible abs… I’d love to share with you what BDSM means to me.

BDSM is primarily the loss of control over párta of my life, and all the excitement that comes with it.

The excitement of not being bound so tightly by norms, of not knowing when I feel a teasing touch, or firey slap. Of not knowing when bikini tops become unexpectedly modest at the beach or when clothing all together suddenly becomes forbidden.

BDSM also means growth. Channeling pain into sexual pleasure is probably the best road to self exploration. Resisting, taking all and then some more, never truly knowing when the last strike comes, or when can those nipple clamps can finally be taken off.

And finally BDSM is discipline. Standing in front of my partner with a smile while the restraints are being carefully placed on my limbs. Going as far as I can to make someone else very very happy. To suffer for my partner’s enjoyment. To not cum without permission or at least to fight that orgasm as long as I’m able to. To except all the teasing, the edging. Or on the flip side of the coin, to be happy that my body is being drained from every last orgasms I’m able to produce with those vibrators. To be able to say a final thank you, after doing my best to crawl back to bed when the session ends. Or all the weird things, that might come up, perhaps you don’t want me to pee without permission and want me to struggle a bit with that as well, or you think that it’s much better for me to add some weights to less appropriate areas as well during my daily workouts, or perhaps something entirely different.

Furthermore, I’d like to stress that I’m not aiming for something exclusive here… you are gonna be my only friend (who’s definitely allowed to tease me into oblivion) after all.

And that’s not necessarily provide something completely satisfactory for me. If you decide to reach out I need you to understand that I have sexual interactions every now and then in the real world as well. I’m not necessarily “yours” in the true meaning of the word. I like exploring my sexuality and I’ve been doing so rather actively for roughly a year now, since my more or less retirement from more prestigious jobs.

In fact I sometimes take on “jobs” that are somewhat or even more or less completely sexual in nature. I’m not necessarily proud of that decision but it’s the truth and I very much like exploring myself and the word of BDSM, and slight submission trough these odd little jobs.

Now of course, we are on Reddit, I’m aware of that, plus I’m not exactly ready to find my new soulmate yet anyways. Yet here I am posting in the hopes that you will be willing to be my primarily online Reddit friend who will brings some of this excitement, growth and discipline back into my life. If you fancy me and like the idea of becoming my online partner, dom, friend whatever you wanna call it… (except daddy, I’m not ever even once gonna call anyone daddy) then please reach out, by writing a letter, just be original, be you and be a bit more concise than I was with this… yeah ups! This got really fucking long!🥺

Anyways if you like, I don’t mind if I get a bit flustered after I read your response, I’ll make sure not to do it in public and to change underwear afterwards!

Just so I know you read my post and didn’t just write me immediately because I look so fucking good without a shirt on. Please indulge me with a bit of a game. I will simply just ask you a few questions, almost like in “fuck, marry, kill” except that this has nothing in common with it.

The game is technically three simple questions (the 1 is obviously not a requirement):

1. In your humble opinion, how unbuttoned a woman’s (my) shirt should be?

2. Tell me where would you slap or hit me.

3. Are you more of a hugger or go for a handshake when you meet such a totally hot, absolutely sexy, funny and definitely very humble woman as me?

3 1. Since I’m contemplating getting new swimwear to wear while hanging around in my back yard and never approach water in, if you’re truly dedicated to the cause you’re welcome to send me a suggestion. (Link, screenshot, whatever)

Thank you very much for your time! Hope to hear from you soon, and to be entirely honest I also kinda hope that I’ll go to bed incredibly turned on and flustered tonight, from all your lovely compliments and not so appropriate teasing.

If you put some effort into your orange envelope I promise to write back even if I decided to go with someone else, just give me a day, to read and to wake up in the puddle of my own making at least once.😅