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Ok, so here it goes.
First off, I am in shape. 5'11". 190lbs. Size=8.5"
I have never used reddit or done anything like this before like EVER and now that I am single, I was curious about it....
Looking for someone regular/steady and fun.
I work alot and don't really go out to bars alot etc.
I want someone that can hold their character upon each time coming over or meeting somewhere lol.
I'm open to suggestions but here are some roles off the top of my head.
You text me during the day and say "Hi, this is the home cleaning service you requested to come over and clean the house while you are at work but we won't be able to make it intil 6pm, will this be an issue?"
This is where it gets good, and you have to go all out with character! How it plays out is in the air just a quick thought.. 😆
When you show up with a bucket with sponge and gear etc. I let you in and ask how your day was and let you start cleaning and say I am going to hop in the shower. Anything goes from that point to me catching you peeking into the shower to me walking out naked and "didn't know you were in my room"
Other roles such as you being a doordasher, salesperson, someone coming to look at the house for sale, angry neighbor, meter maid, jehovas witness etc lmao
Or I can also go to your place as a plumber, detective, angry hoa manager etc..
I'm pretty sure even if it is funny as hell that I could stay in character.
About me: I don't like to have multiple partners etc and I am clean. I'm a homeowner, great career... Really just want someone open to adventure to spend time with and just have fun.
About you: Any female older than 18 Clean Preferably less than 150lb but I guess if taller that can go up.
DM for info.
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