I know I write some weird posts and this is the first time I’m weird with purpose.
I’ve been recovering from a pretty painful surgery for three weeks. In the last week, I’m mostly pain-free but I’ve developed a full-body restless leg syndrome feeling at night. If I do manage to fall asleep, it wakes me up an hour or two later and I have to get into a hot bath.
I started bringing a vibrator into the tub with me to help me relax but I cum so much faster if someone is talking to me on the phone. The catch is I can’t talk this time. My husband is asleep (one of us might as well be) so I’ll just be listening. I love mixing the mundane with sex, so tell me jokes or a story or info dump some shit about tree bark or something. Dealer’s choice. You’ll hear me breathing, but that’s all I can do on my end of the line.
DM me with what you want to tell me about and I’ll send you my Google voice number. I don’t have apps or anything besides that.
Looking forward to hearing about your Wingspan board game strategies and highly specific sandwich recipes.
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