Hello Ladies and Gents!

Yes… the post is primarily to address the dudes but I’m against female company either.

That being said, my name is Matilde and though usually I make rather elaborate posts I promised myself that I’ll keep this one much more concise.

There’s really not all that much that you need to know about me… there are plenty of posts on my profile if you want to, but for now, I’m 38 years old, and I’m not necessarily the most feminine princess type woman. I’m fact I’m rather tall, strong and capable. In better days I even have abs, but I like food too much to keep that consistently.

I do love sports as well and I’m rather active. Mainly stuff like martial arts, climbing or “orienteering-running” or what the fuck ever it’s called in English. Or football (the one that’s actually played with our feet) or beach sports (volleyball, handball) during the summer.

Now, these days it is technically warm enough to do my morning runs in a sports bra, so that means we’re approaching those 2 weeks of summer over here.

Oh fuck… I’m going off track again, well the reason I’m making this post because I’m rather bored watching some random political talk show, and I have quite a few hours until I need to leave and hop on the train. And I’d love to find someone who is… You know I think we all have different definitions of a gentleman.

Mine for instance is someone who’s able to make me hopelessly giggle, blush and force me to change my underwear before leaving. All the while being funny, intelligent and importantly not too weird.

You known, in order to get free drinks I tend to unbutton a few too much buttons on my shirt or go with the crop top option from the start. The same time, the best way to sweep me off my feet is to capture my mind.

And yes I’m the kind of woman who thinks of a butt slap and the likes as playful rather than inappropriate. Coming from the right person of course.

So, yes with this wonderful post you’re officially invited to hang out with me for a few hours if you wish until I have to leave or even potentially on the train if we feel like it… well you know, hang out online… yeah I know it’s not the same. But at least I don’t have to dress up and able to remain in this not at all overused underwear… Oh to be clear that’s my home alone outfit, and not the one for the train ride😅

Anyways if you wish to chat with a chick in her underwear who you hopefully fancy as well, then please reach out with a well crafted and fun letter… Ideally not just a whole introduction about who you are as I frankly don’t care if we only speak for today, and if we remain chat partners then we will get to it eventually anyways.

Instead tell me something fun, something controversial or sexy, flirty whatever… be my type of gentleman as discussed above.