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I'm a long term service worker built like a shaved sasquatch with a mile wide cynical streak creating sarcasm drier than Death Valley and blunt as the kick of a Mossberg. Which is only matched by my quiet empathy, willingness to help, and sense of humor that stopped developing at 14. I work overnights all week, but on the weekends I'd like to be out and about with someone special.
In regards to personal interests I'm kind of a standard middle aged white guy. I like working in my yard, cooking, hiking, science fiction, detective stories, video games, and writing when the mood strikes. Besides all that comedy in almost all it's forms is my biggest interest. At one time I even tried my hand at being a stand up, but thank god that was pre-youtube. Now I just write funny comments on reddit and crack jokes with the rare guest I encounter at work.
And what am I looking for here?
Someone I can get to know and flirt with if it feels right. If we can hold a conversation during the week then we'll go on a date this weekend. Like a real date at a restaurant and everything. I might even fuck around and bring flowers.
I'm also a little kinky enjoying being on the Top/Dom/Daddy end of the spectrum and getting into all sorts of impact play. Spankings are a specialty of mine.
That's all I can think to type for now, so how about you drop me a line since you made it this far? Maybe ask me a question or vent about anything. Or just test out your most ridiculous pick up line.
Whatever you got going on, I've got all morning for you.
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