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Let’s face it, you’ve dated around a bit but it has become clear that traditional relationships really just aren’t for you. Things just never seem to work out, no matter how hard you try.
Men are only ever really interested in you for your body. Maybe for a time they’re into you romantically, but that always fades. More often all they want is sex from the start.
You’ve been looking for love and come up empty.
It’s time to just give up.
You can still please men with your body. You won’t have any trouble finding men willing to fuck you.
You won’t find romance with any of them, though. You need it, everyone does. The visceral sense of adoration. You just won’t get it from men.
So you need to find it somewhere else - it’s time to start dating your toilet.
I will serve as a sort of matchmaker and relationship consultant, guiding you through the process of respectfully approaching your toilet and treating it the way it deserves as you feel yourself developing stronger and stronger feelings for it.
Stop dating men and focus your romantic energy on your new relationship with your toilet.
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